Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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