would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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