Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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