Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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