I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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