Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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