ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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