Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
