Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
birth control should be required to get into college
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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