Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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