this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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