Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
ok first of all what the fuck
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