i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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