Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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