we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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