I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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