Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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