Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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