it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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