your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Randomize
