used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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