you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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