Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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