Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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