Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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