Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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