No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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