The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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