Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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