a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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