just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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