there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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