what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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