Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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