Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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