Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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