so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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