VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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