Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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