It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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