My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I got inside last night via doggy door
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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