he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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