Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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