so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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