yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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