My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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