my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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