Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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