he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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