Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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