I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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