i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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