i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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