Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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