I bet he comes in French.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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