you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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